
Join us tonight at our new venue for an event that will blow your mind! No, it's not a monster truck rally. Nope, not an invasion by a robot army from the future. No, no, no--there'll be no motocross racing, no mud-wrestling, and no lindyhopping on the ceiling. (
Now you're being ridiculous.)
The not-to-be-missed event in question is--
dramatic pause--the first-ever birthday jam in our new space!
The occasion for tonight's birthday jam? None other than the
nth anniversary of
my arrival on this weird planet! If you miss out on this momentous occasion, you'll be despondent for weeks--so put on your party face, grab your swing shoes, and come on out to Friday Night Swing.