Much has been said about Andy, that lean, mean dancing machine who was a regular back in the Block Party days. Many say he's an evil mastermind plotting to take over frozen-foods aisles everywhere. Some say he's a madman in disguise, while others suggest that he's a madman without a disguise. But most people just know him as real-life superhero Captain Face-Paint, whose dedication to spectacular acts of derring-do in the public interest is his most defining feature.As is the case with most superheroes -- like Batman, Superman, and Plastic Man -- Captain Face-Paint's appearances are sporadic and difficult to predict. But one thing is certain. Whenever there's a swing dancer in need (of a leader), Captain Face-Paint will swoop in and save the day!
But tonight, it's our turn to save Captain Face-Paint -- from the creeping vortex of old age. Let's gather forces to fend off the necroplasmic armor-wearing WrinkleBots with a birthday jam to remember!
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I had no idea Andy was a super hero! Can he fly?
He can't fly. But he can walk pretty well!
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